When Dharma gets hungry, she has a somewhat obnoxious way of letting people know. She digs in her bowl, which sounds like a mix between a game of kick-the-can and 'Stomp'. Rose has become acutely aware of this.
Yesterday, my mom is watching the kids while I work late and Dharma starts to complain about her hunger. So Rose hops down from the table, goes to the closet where we keep the dog food and says, "I want to food Dharma".
Not bad…