Dillon: Mom, will you teach me to cook? Then I can help you out with dinners but also when I am a grown up I can feed my family something other than TV dinners.
Me: Sure… [preoccupied, finishing making dinner] Wait – how do you even know what a TV dinner is?
Dillon: Well, Duh, Mom, I’ve read the Omnivore’s Dilemma like five times! Like as much as I’ve read the Redwall Series.
Me: Oh. Okay.
Rose: When I grow up and become a Mommy, I am going to tell everyone to call me “Rocker Girl.”
Me: Um, okay. But can I still call you “Princess Pink” or do you want me to stop calling you that?
Rose: No, that is okay.
Me: And what about Rose, can I call you Rose?
Rose: Well, you can.
My kiddos totally crack me up.