Ooh! Exciting! We got our request from the Department of Homeland Security to appear for our appointment to get our biometrics taken… Charles is of course paranoid about the all the fingerprinting and filing and whatnot, but I am happy about the process moving along. Since we don’t have anything to worry about on the international criminal front or whatever, it should be pretty cool.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after you
Don’t worry Chuck. They’ve already got your finger prints and some DNA samples in your FBI file.
and my google searches.